Norman Sloat, short, near-sighted and lacking most of his hair and an equal amount of self-confidence, teaches Science at Millard Fillmore High School. Constantly feeling his inadequacy, he fantasizes, not about bodacious babes or world conquest, but the middling and realistic fantasy – he feels – of bedding fellow teacher, of remedial English, Glenda Balzac, short, sharp-tongued, near-sighted and nearly androgynous. Entertaining even this modest aspiration, however, Sloat, a socially inept military history buff, appears to have no real hope. Enter Rick DaSilva. Ex-Pro Football star, bon-vivant, and current Head Football coach art Fillmore and Norman suddenly finds himself thrust into a slippery seven day adventure. Poker, boxing, Indian bingo, cock fighting, women...at Rick's side, Norman will experience it all--and then some.
